Major Acid's E-Rag
Movies with the Major
By popular demand, probably
driven by the multitude of personalities in Major Acid's clearly
fractured mind, comes the Major's movie reviews.
Northernontario.org's intrepid reporter, Mona Mason, took this
opportunity to conduct a rare, if ultimately brief, interview
with the Major.
Mona Mason (MM): Why have you turned to writing movie reviews?
Major Acid (MA): My core personality has been overtaken by an
alter that favours movies, and until the insurrection is over,
more reviews are likely to come. Of course, it may be that even
if the alter is finally put under control, it will occasionally
escape and produce more movie related drivel. It's the price of
a mind that calls itself Legion ....
MM: People have noticed that you have been a bit quiet lately,
not writing that much.
MA: Time is a fluid concept, especially when one's medication is
being adjusted.
MM: I see. But does that mean you won't be writing that much for
Northernontario.org any more?
MA: Not at all. I expect I will be stricken with the need to
cough up more of the same over the next few months.
MM: More, um, unusual political commentary?
MA: What do you mean unusual? I don't have to sit here, well,
you know, in the virtual sense of sitting, and ... er ... in the
virtual sense of being here ... I don't have to take insults. I
have to go now, but I'm telling you, if I can find my lawyer
alter, you'll be hearing from part of me.
On that note, the Major left the building, so to speak, but at
least readers can look forward to more writing from the Major in
the coming weeks and months.
