Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - April 2005
Northern Ontario
There will be an huge increase in visits
by Northern Ontario residents to physiatrists on or around April 30th.
No, they will not be depressed or troubled by having to pay their income
taxes once again, it will be determined that they are getting sick and
tired of sending their hard earned money to the government who they know
will just ‘piece’ it away in their usual irresponsible manner!
National/International
A publication ban on most of Jean
Brault's testimony in the Sponsorship Scandal was recently lifted and as
expected detailed a litany of allegations including phoney invoices,
bogus jobs and cash payments to senior Liberals in Quebec. Federal
Elections may be imminent with a major loss for many Liberal candidates!
Universal/Scientific
Europe plans to send a rover to Mars in
June 2011, space officials said Friday, but what they didn’t say is that
efforts are underway by the Canadian Scientific community to send this
groundhog there to assist in all those pesty mechanical problems they
keep experiencing.
