Spanish Joe

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Monthly Predictions - August 2004

Northern Ontario

Dalton McGuinty will introduce legislation to reduce winter road clearing and sanding; saving the Government of Ontario millions. The bill will ban snow between the months of November and March and will include fines and jail time for any snow in that time period.

World Wide

Sasquatch Researchers track a sasquatch to a road-side toilet in Squamish, B.C. Apparently a Sasquatch raided a picnic site of Burrito's and sauerkraut, giving the tracking dogs a clear trail to the rest stop toilet. A group of PETA (Soldiers of Dog) personnel try to take the Sasquatch before researchers could. Doctors say they should be able to re-attach all their arms and legs to the PETA staff. Guess the Sasquatch didn't much like 'em either! J .

Universal

The US Space Probe to Mercury will make a series of startling discoveries this fall. Billions of dollars spent on the mission to Mercury will reveal that it is very hot on the surface, there is no water on the surface and it's too close to the sun for any useful human applications.

Lucky colour for the month:
Deep Red

Lucky numbers for the month: 1 4 13 26 35 36 48

 

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