
Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - December 2004
Northern Ontario
The government of Ontario will increase
winter road maintenance in northern Ontario dramatically. A high level
provincial government employee will head up to Hearst to look into
public information sessions promoting sidewalks along the Trans Canada
Highway. Due to cut backs on our snow clearing budgets, they will spend
a long cold miserable night stuck on the highway. The funds originally
designated for this project will be immediately transferred to our
winter road maintenance program and no one will ever learn of the "Side
Walk our Highways" scheme.
National
Smokers across Canada will attempt to
bring a class action lawsuit to ban drinking in public places as it
represents a greater danger to society than smoking. They will not
succeed due to government pressure.
