Spanish Joe

The World's Only Psychic Groundhog!

Monthly Predictions - February 2004

Northern Ontario

Canadian Tire stores in Northern Ontario will start incorporating Harvey's Restaurants into all existing stores and will expand new product lines to include groundhog supplies as Ontario develops a love affair with the little rodents and increased demand for related products.

World Wide

North Korea will attempt to stage an invasion of South Korea timed to interfere with the upcoming American elections. In response to these events, the U.S. Military air drops massive numbers of Game Boys across the DMZ. North Korean Army is incapacitated as they become both occupied and addicted to playing Super Mario Bros.

Universal

The American Mars Rovers will experience a problem this month. Because the first one looses communications, they send the second unit to look for it. Due to a computer malfunction, the second Rover collides with first Rover resulting in the first motor vehicle insurance claim originating from Mars. Insurance rates will increase dramatically this year.

 

Lucky colour for the month:
Purple

Lucky numbers for the month:
4 12 22 27 31 38 46

 

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