Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - February 2005
Northern Ontario
The increased Owl population along the
North Shore of Lake Huron will result in a dramatic increase in bird
watching and by Spring will turn into new eco-tourism opportunities in
the area. The owls enjoy the attention so much that they will decide not
to migrate far north in the Spring, but will stay as yearly residents.
National
The CEO of Hooters will become Canada’s
newest Immigration Minister carrying on with the tradition his
predecessor established.
Universal/Scientific
The Canadian DART Team (Disaster & Relief
Team) will be stranded in Sri Lanka because the Russians have no planes
available to bring them back home and this will cause the government
great embarrassment. With the Americans still peeved at us, DART members
end up there for six months longer than anticipated.
