Spanish Joe
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Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - January 2005
Northern Ontario
Due to a slow economy, local price wars
from Sudbury to Sault Ste Marie will cause gasoline prices to drop to
45¢ a litre by May 2005. This will result in an increase in local
tourism this summer as Americans spend their summer vacations in our
area while stockpiling prescription medications.
National
The Canadian Loonie will drop to 63 cents
against the American dollar by mid-summer of 2005. This will result in
an increase in tourism throughout Canada as Americans spend their summer
vacations here while stockpiling prescription medications.
Universal
Canadian Scientists discover new
medicinal values of our trees which will be desperately needed when
Canada runs out of their prescription medications.
