Spanish Joe

The World's Only Psychic Groundhog!

Monthly Predictions - June 2004

Northern Ontario

As promises were made and quickly broken by the provincial Liberals, the Federal Liberals are again promising Northern Ontario all kinds of money (though it originally came out of your pockets) and when elected I predict with absolutely 100% certainty that they will break most of their promises. As for the upcoming Federal elections, the Conservative Party of Canada will win and the NDP definitely won't.

World Wide

I predict that the Canadian dollar will rise to 93.2 cents against the American dollar when the election is over and Paul Martin will be appointed Ambassador to Madagascar by Prime Minster Harper.

Universal

NASA announced that their Spitzer Space Telescope has found signs of a planet less than one million years old (which could be the youngest planet detected) and is in the constellation Taurus, 420 light-years from Earth. You know, they only had to ask me, I knew that existed almost 5 years ago!

Lucky colour for the month:
Steel Blue

Lucky numbers for the month: 1 15 20 26 34 41 42

 

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