Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - March 2004
Northern Ontario
Northern Mines that are dormant due to work slowdowns resulting from
Falconbridge strike yield new medical fungus. Mines re-open and must
hire three times regular underground workers to harvest the fungus.
Health Canada will certify the fungus for pain relief.
World Wide
An Australian woman's young son unfortunately dismantles her cell phone
and gets it mixed up with his Radio Shack Electronics Experimenters Kit.
While trying to reassemble the phone, and mixing up parts from his kit
which are mainly paper circuit boards, she will invent a paper cell
phone that you can purchase, use and when your air time is expired, you
throw it away! Oops, I meant to say recycled!
Universal
There will be a massive meteor show on March 13th. The Earth will be
bombarded by lots of extra-terrestrial debris and many meteorites will
impact on the earth. This will lead to huge rush by individuals trying
to recover them, as they are worth approximately $400 per pound to the
scientific community. Unfortunately, this also results in counterfeit
meteorites being sold on eBay. A counterfeiting Meteorite Ring will be
traced back to Sudbury and it is found they are using the slag from the
mines to fabricate their fraudulent meteorites.
