Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - March 2005
Northern Ontario
Attempts will be made to phase out the
NHL and replace the league with OHL Junior hockey. Commissioner Gary
Bettman will step in and squash these plans, and sadly the World
Wresting Entertainment (WWE) come very close to becoming Canada's
national pastime!
National/International
Frank McKenna, Ambassador to the US will solve all our disputes with the
US involving B.S.E., Softwood Lumber and Missile Defence when he
presents President Bush with a truckload filled with Dulse, Moosehead
Beer and Lobster.
Universal/Scientific
Wiarton Willie will become very depressed and will become "hospitalized"
as he incorrectly predicted an early spring.
