Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - May 2004
Northern Ontario
Dalton McGinty will announce another of his great ideas; plans to tax
the air we breath. Dedicated government officials will calculate how
much air we need per day and the newly established DOA (Department of
Air) plan to bill us monthly. However, thanks to the Weather Channel and
Conservation Groups, proof will be submitted that the air in Northern
Ontario actually comes from Manitoba and Quebec. Therefore, this new tax
won't apply to us Northerners and McGinty will decide to tax only those
living below the French and Madawaska Rivers.
World Wide
Following his medical leave of absence, the Federal government will
appoint Svend Robinson as Ambassador to Chile or Botswana to assist them
in their mining explorations of gold and diamonds.
Universal
What they don't want you to know is that during the recent discovery of
a meteorite discovered in Oman on the Saudi peninsula, Canadian
Researchers found a new element in the moon rock. Canadian Researchers
isolate this new element which can create anti-gravity. While the
discovery is important, the result will be that two National Research
Council scientists in Ottawa will 'rise' and end up as the first (not
planned) Canadians on the moon. NASA will be contacted regarding the
retrieval of our two scientists.
