
Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - November 2004
Northern Ontario
Due to the increased use of woodstoves,
because of high fuel prices, environmentalists will force the McGuinty
government to legislate that every woodstove in Ontario install a
catalytic converter. As they cost approximately $250 each, there will be
a public outcry.
National
Even with the US elections now over, the
US economy will be slow to improve. Bush will get elected by two votes,
and in typical US style, after numerous hanging chads, recounts,
scandals and millions of dollars, the final count is that Bush wins by
three votes!
Universal/Scientific
Two large internet companies fund and
launch a new satellite designed to allow upload and download to the
internet from any home computer. All a person will need is a home
satellite dish and inexpensive software. This will lead to some
countries not being able to control internet access any more. Will China
ban satellite dishes next?
