Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - October 2004
Northern Ontario
A new social phenomena will grip us here in Northern Ontario and most of
Canada as well, with most families barely able to afford their auto/home
insurance or gas to get to work. A new type of entrepreneurship will
arise as people start selling off their spare organs to hospitals and
auction sites in order to be able to afford home heating oil this
winter, which is expected to be twice the average cost. McGuinty will
praise Ontarians for showing "resourcefulness" and we all know they are
rubbing their hands together anticipating another taxable income
category!
National/World
Due to new Homeland Security Measures, the fall duck and goose migration
will be very slow. All migratory birds, crossing the US/Canada border,
will have to be web printed and retina scanned before entering the US.
All migratory birds will also have to adhere to strict ‘no fly’ zones or
be shot down, and not by licensed hunters, but by US F-16 Fighters or
Anti-Aircraft Missiles. I hope they realize their weapons systems have
to be plugged to hold only 3 shells (or missiles) to comply with the
Migratory Game Birds Convention Act.
Universal/Scientific
Mount St Helens will have a massive eruption on or around October 21st,
ending with a massive earthquake measuring 8.2 on the Richter Scale in
California on October 30th!
