Spanish Joe
The World's Only
Psychic Groundhog!
Monthly Predictions - September 2004
Northern Ontario
Global warming will cause us to call this
year "The Summer That Wasn't", and we will experience very warm temps in
November and December. December will become known as "The Month of the
Sunburn."
World Wide
Team Canada will be very successful in
World Cup of Hockey 2004. An attempt to have their leather hockey skates
banned as an imported (beef cattle) product under the Mad Cow Disease
ban will fail!
Universal
Canadian Scientists will win the prize
awarded to the first private company to launch a space ship (and
retrieve it successfully). The rocket works better than planned and
results in the most orbits for a Canadian astronaut before it re-enters
and safely lands. It is powered 50/50 by solar power and recycled tire
fuelled rockets.
