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How to tell if your Cat worships Bast...

10. Unexplained pyramid formations in the litterbox.
9. There's just something peculiar about that Egyptian headdress she's always wearing.
8. Leaves offerings of cat food in the most inconvenient places.
7. Constantly getting into the eye makeup.
6. Keeps trying to swat Charlton Heston on the nose whenever "The Ten Commandments" is on TV.
5. Jumps on your face to wake you up every morning. (Never mind. Cats just do that.)
4. Hieroglyphic patterns of Cat Chow ® on the kitchen floor.
3. The hamper suddenly looks like an altar.
2. Prefers catnip rolled up in little sheets of papyrus.
1. Practices hairball sacrifice.

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